Archive for the 'blather' Category

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Joey’s rising star

Wednesday, November 10th, 2004

Blogging dynamo Joey deVilla, Accordion Guy managed to get his dream job at Blogware after the blogger get-together I hastily arranged last year when Doc Searls was in town visiting the folks at Tucows.

Now Joey’s getting married to fellow blogger Wendy the Redhead, which will undoubtedly be a big todo in the blogosphere.

Good on ya, mate.

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Monday, October 18th, 2004

William Gibson quotes John Cleese:

How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it doesn’t work anymore, supported us when we first screwed it in, and when these flip-floppers insist on saying that it is burned out, they are merely giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness.

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Surprise surprise

Friday, October 15th, 2004

With dubya’s drop in the polls, I’m betting this ever-so-opportune October Surprise will come to pass. Just you wait and see.

Is there any limit to the depths to which dubya’s campaign will stoop to get its way?

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Cheney / Edwards debate

Wednesday, October 6th, 2004

I saw the Cheney/Edwards debate last night.

Although I anticipated Edwards to come off as a ineffective, a tingly-smile Ted McGinley with no chops, he did extremely well. He’s articulate and can think on his feet, and he didn’t shy from laying in the punches.

Cheney was as I expected – party line, on the attack on perceived weaknesses, lots of repetition.

One thing I haven’t seen anyone comment on is that as the debate went on, Cheney seemed to me to be making less and less eye contact with the camera, the moderator and his opponent. His body language appeared to me to be that of someone who knows he’s not giving the straight goods.

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Interdepartmental communication via IM

Tuesday, October 5th, 2004

With IM you can get important stuff done and still have fun!


brent: What ho, matey.

beth: YO HO

beth: How's things?

brent: we missed International Talk Like A Pirate Day on the 19th

brent: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

brent: I'm close to finishing the v2 updates. I need the proprietary language you want in the printout footer.

beth: ARGGG.... Can't believe we missed it matey!

brent: We'll have to keel-haul someone for not reminding us, that we will, argh.

beth: Ah... so this has a work twist to it ....OK- put that the scally wags can't take the treasured outcomes

brent: I figured you might want to put pirate speak in the footer. pirate, lawyer, same diff.

beth: Actually, put ...."Proprietary information and Exclusive Property of ..."

beth: I think that will do it... if they want it changed, I am sure they will tell me...arggh

brent: sure thing. no "Blistering Barnacles!" at the end?

beth: If they miss use the info- they will walk the plank!

brent: I'll hop right to it with my peg leg.

beth: I think I'll have to wear my patch today....

brent: oh yeah, great PR

beth: have a good one matey!

beth: thanks for the update!

brent: you too, argh. later.

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Fanning the flames

Wednesday, September 8th, 2004

Via John Robb, from an interview with someone called Dr. al-Faqih (emphasis mine):

I think they will not attack before Bush is re-elected in November. Al-Qaeda is praying for a Bush victory, because Bush is facilitating the polarization between the Muslim and Western worlds and he is causing more and more Muslims to hate America.

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Jasmine Ashley, Heimlich Hero

Sunday, August 22nd, 2004

I had a serious choking episode today at sunday dinner with my wife’s family. I was probably only a few seconds from losing consciousness when my 11-year-old daughter Jasmine came to my rescue and used the Heimlich manoeuvre on me, dislodging the chunk of roast beef from my windpipe.

I’m very proud of Jasmine for recognizing the problem, knowing exactly what to do, and stepping right in to deal with it.

I was surprised that a kid of her size could effectively perform the manoeuvre on her 6-ft 230-pound dad. Take my advice – learn about choking and how to deal with it, no matter how old you are.

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yoyo cable connection

Monday, August 2nd, 2004

This is what my cable connection has looked like all week:

Every 15 minutes, it drops for two to three minutes. I have them coming on Wednesday afternoon to look at it.

I’ve been looking all over the net to see reviews about the new WebSTAR DPC2100 modem Rogers gave me recently. All I can find is people saying that you should get the Motorola or the Toshiba – anything but the WebSTAR, but nobody ever actually says why. Anyone have any real scoop on this thing?

Mind you, in between the downtimes, I have been getting phenomenal download speeds – in the region of 450kbs.